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Black MasturbationBLACK MASTURBATIONBlack Masturbation
I. I was feeling ill sick spiritually So I went to the local monastery But the priest held the door cracked open Wouldn't let me in Said son, you've gotta deal Tonight's the Black Masturbation
So I crept around the window And broke in And I watched As he steadied downwards to The Black Masturbation
II. Crossing through the cemetary Sally on her bike Fell off into the grass It was cold – cold – colder than ice
A hand reached up
It was her own Just not quite It
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